Muitos filmes para assistir e tão pouco tempo…. o site Movie-a-minute encontrou a solução para os cinéfilos desesperados. Os engraçadinhos se propuseram a resumir longas inteiros, dos clássicos ao cinema contemporâneo, em poucas frases. “Pegamos os filmes e extraímos as partes importantes, cortando toda a enrolação (você se surpreenderia com a quantidade de enrolação em alguns deles)”, explicam os rapazes. O resultado, claro, é um besteirol, mas alguns são muito engraçados. São mais de cem obras na lista para quem quiser se divertir. Meus favoritos:
Todos dizem eu te amo, Woody Allen
I’m neurotic.
Audience
We know.
Woody Allen
Yes, but this time I’m going to sing about it. (bursts into song)
THE END
Jerry Maguire, Cameron Crowe
Tom Cruise
Check it out. I’m a smooth, popular sports agent.
Boss, Girlfriend, Friends
You’re fired. I’m leaving you. You suck.
Tom Cruise
I will solve my life crisis by discovering my inner self. (discovers inner self)
Boss, Girlfriend, Friends
I’ll double your salary. Let’s get married. You rule.
Tom Cruise
Check it out. I’m a smooth, popular sports agent.
O sexto sentido, M. Night Shyamalan
Haley Joel Osment
I see dead people.
Try talking to them.
It worked.
Garotas selvagens, John McNaughton
(There is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST.)
THE END
(Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST. Then there is a PLOT TWIST.)
